25 senarai perempuan murahan di Facebook

1. Berambut perang..tak pun rambut kaler merah highlight sikit-sikit budget Avril

2. Kau pintal-pintal rambut kat public dengan lidah terjelir-jelir..kau nak jadi pornstar eh?

3. Snap gambar dari atas, buat duck face & kau upload kat Facebook..geli doh tengok..kalau 1 album nama kau, dalam tu semua muka itik kau. Muka penuh depan kamera..semuat-muat frame..bodoh

4. Kau rasa comel bila kau type message 'ewww..jum lepak..busyan lorh...umah tadew orang..pakwe gie maen futsal pulark..busyan busyan! T__T' macam shit kau tahu tak

5. Kau kerek bila kau makan kat fastfood ngan member-member kau..kau snap gamba sana-sini macam tempat tu tak de orang..annoying taek!

6. Kau pakai baju nampak lurah tetek kau pegi jalan-jalan kat bandar..kau seronok lah abang misai pandang pastu tulis kat facebook 'nyampah nyew adew abang misai usya-usya kitew..tark syukew tark syukew larh' Perosak bahasa sial.

7. Annoying doh tengok kau peluk laki or balak kau dekat public or shopping complex..kalau sangap sangat g rumah tumpangan RM30/nett

8. Kau pakai tudung tapi kau pakai jeans yang abang misai dari jauh boleh nampak shape bontot kau yang jatuh tu..lagi-lagi kalau lepas duduk, terselit 'celapong' (celah ponggong a.k.a pungkoq)

9. Macam shit bila kau tulis kat facebook yang kau tengah tension, tengah sakit perut, tengah happy..weh..asal time berak kau tak tulis sekali 'kitew tengah berak..syuke syuke ^__^'

10. Kau saje ubah-ubah relationship status kat facebook..kononnye kau ni macam best kejap Single, kejap in relation, kejap open..asal kau tak bubuh 'I am Lesbian'

11. Nyampah tahu tak kalau kau tak reti bawak barang shopping sendiri..padahal 2 3 plastik je..tu pun nak suruh balak kau..balak kau nyampah ok..bukan suka pun

12. Sikit-sikit kau ngadu kat member-member kau yang kau ada stalker kat kelas, kat office..konon kau tak tahu nak buat ape..ape doh perangai kau

13. Kau bisik-bisik ngan member kau yang duduk semeja..padahal dekat meja tu tengah lepak 4 5 orang

15. Bila kau lepak ngan member yang hot stuff, hensem-hensem, kool, kau tak pulak nak tegur member kau yang pakai tudung serabai plus muka berminyak 'she's not my friends..please lah'

16. Kau tenung-tenung mamat yang cam kool supaya mamat cam kool tu perasan kewujudan kau sambil buat muka tahi

17. Kau order makanan itu ini sebab gambar dekat menu cantik..tapi bila makan 3 4 sudu kau cakap tak sedap..lepas tu tak habis..lepas tu ngadu lapar..g makan kat tempat lain pulak..nak terajang muka kau siot

18. Kau tak pandai buat tu, buat ni..tanak pegang tu, pegang ni..alasan kau kotor, jijik..habis sapa yang nak buat kan?

19. Pakai tudung, baju kurung, manis..dalam wayang, dalam kereta, huih....bukan main sandar-sandar, peluk-peluk, ramas-ramas..baik tak payah pakai tu semua..selalu nampak kat highway

20. Kau cerewet..kena buat semua benda macam kau nak..kalau tak sama macam kau nak, kau angin, kau merajuk, kau marah..cuba kalau kau buat kerja yang orang cerewet macam kau..muncung je mulut kau

21. Kau merajuk ngan mak kau, kau merajuk ngan bapak kau, pakwe pun buat taek ngan kau..kau ngamok, marah, benci & merajuk..last-last kau decide kau bunuh diri..terjun dr bumbung Pavi..tapi tak mati pun..silap-silap kena buang keluarga..lagi shit hidup kau

22. Lepak ngan sekutu gediks kau ketawa kuat kuat, buat onar..masing masing dressed up fancy nak mampos. Skali awek pakai tudung litup melintas korang pakat usya atas bawah atas bawah ramai2. pandangan jijik like 'eww she dont have style..yucks' emang gud gud la kau

23. Mekap tebal ala ala mak ayam..atas mata tu dah macam pelangi..tambah plak bulu mata palsu..klip pah kip pah mata tu dah macam berus cat..kelopak mata tak larat nak angkat..cam sial.. satu level ngan bapok belakang lorong haji taib..

24. Pakai baju sikit lagi nak nampak puting..lengan himpit tetek bagi terkepit(kapit tetek)..konon nak bagi nampak lurah lebih menonjol pastuh snap gamba dari atas supaya nampak yg dalam baju tu... buat pulak muka bersyahwat sambil lidah terkeluar.. what the hell..saje menambah bilangan owang laki masuk narakka jahanam

25. Kau buat facebook ni macam medan memperagakan diri..kau upload beribu ribu gamba muka kau je sampai 10 album.. bila ade org puji kau jawab 'ala shayer tark syomel pown..beshe beshe jew' nyampah siot

p/s: ni pn aku copy dari org..jgn marah aku plak ehhh..tapi mmg ade btol nye punn hekhekhek.

ok xtau nak post ape! nah gmbar utk peminat2 setia.

ni masa wedding abg aku, lama dah bulan 3

MSU STREET SOCCER CHALLENGE 2011

9 April 2011- alhamdulillah laa dgn lama tak main bola pastu terus masuk tournament pastu masuk final pastu dapat no.2 jadi lahhh..target mula2 nak jadi group champion je last2 berkoba koba plak tibe2 mcm hebat sgt ye dok..satu hari ni main street soccer smpai kulit aku da hitam+sunburn dah..lupe nk pkai sunblock citenye skang ni..biarlah hitam tapi manis. aceh taik hang. Total 30 team yg masuk smua okla tu kan? not bad laa dpt no.2 last final lawan budak india plakk deyy chaa kalah tipis je 2-1. Nah aku sertakan serba sedikit gmbar2 yg sempat di tangkap ketika cuba melarikan diri.

p/s--►nama team 'BLOOD BROTHERS 86' (xleh bla lgsung member aku taruk nama team)

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lek lek chill chill org kate

Road to FINAL

tibe2 aku rasa nk buat muka mcm gedik ayam

Christina Perri - Jar of hearts

I know I can't take one more step towards you
Cause all that's waiting is regret
And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore
You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are

I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms

I learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time

And who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul

So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are

And it took so long just to feel alright
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed
Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back
You don't get to get me back

And who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

And who do you think you are
Running 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?

p/s: i really love this song..even i don't have anyone,this song was very good potential break up song! ahahah nice yaw enjoy ;)

Love is more than a feeling. Love is a state of being, a choice, a verb and, when chosen, a very powerful force in the Uni-verse.

When you choose to love someone, you love them even when you don’t necessarily like them from time to time. Love transcends moods, circumstances or money. The choice you make to love someone unconditionally is one of the highest choices you can ever make.

If you make your intention to enter into relationships with the mindset “How may I serve” and “How can I grow”, instead of “what can I get”, that intention will reveal to you so many wonderful things.

The promise of loving someone isn’t that they will stay with you for the rest of your life; the promise of loving someone is that you will learn so much about yourself. Many times we have to go through a lot of different relationships to understand what we really want and who we really are. It is through the pain of relationships ending that we truly learn about ourselves and why we make the choices we do.

It is only by wholeheartedly loving the people we choose to be in relationship with that we can see how deep and real the relationship is. If you’re in a relationship with someone who doesn’t enjoy you being in your power, then the lesson isn’t that they are a jerk; ask yourself why you chose to be with someone like that.

It is only by loving deeply that we can live meaningfully and learn about ourselves. Don’t live to avoid the pain of heartbreak. Instead live with your heart wide open and let yourself learn the lessons love is trying to teach you. If you don’t learn the lesson, you’ll just keep attracting the same person in different shoes.

But if you learn the lessons, do the work, and keep your heart open – each relationship will get better and better until you finally find someone that you really gel with – you will find your life partner.

So, today, live openly. Learn the lessons from relationships of the past. Keep your heart open and know that each time it breaks, it’s not getting weaker, it’s actually getting stronger and wiser.

Finally, don’t seek out the perfect lover. Don’t chase love. There is nothing and no one to chase. Spend your time being a person who is worthy of being loved and love will be yours in the perfect time.

Learn the lessons. Stop the chase. Open up. Get busy being love-able and all love-able things will flow to you. This is the promise of love.

Love,

ANAN AZRI  ♥